TX//chipper//jaded
Things I never told you

sixpenceee:

I’m

mesmerized

by the way

you completely

and utterly

annoy the shit out of me, god damn son 


you have to die so their sins can be forgiven



i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr


averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

(Source: slayboybunny)


glamourousbetch:

I hate when boys say “let’s chill”
What the fuck is chill? I’m a grown ass woman I don’t chill. You buying me dinner? I like steak.


uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping


fuck-benedict:

kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general


priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*


pitynotawidow:

this is my new favourite gif

image

i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

(Source: pitynotawidow-archive)